以前作文常會出現的題目: 我的志願。

每次發下來大家振筆疾飛埋頭苦寫….有人想當老師（可見那時的老師還有點尊嚴）

有人想當科學家(天知道小孩腦袋中的科學家長怎樣?)

有人想當馬蓋先，泥巴，小白，怪頭ｏｒ李麥克? …. (這種通常會被叫去訓話)

真的都好天真好可愛，只要崇拜就想要變成他/她，不用考慮科學家通常都苦哈哈

馬蓋先可能三年才洗一次澡而且永遠都睡不飽，老師下了課也不過是會聊八卦的三姑六婆

比起來，下面的ＭＶ就現實多了，我要當個搖滾明星，因我會有大到可以在浴室打籃球的房子

因為我會是最ｃｏｏｌ的ｃｌｕｂ的ＶＩＰ，因為所有金髮尤物都會自動貼上來

這才是現實阿….小朋友….

Nickelback – Rockstar

I’m through with standin in line
To clubs I’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the nineth
And I’m never gonna win
This life just hasn’t turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me

(so what ya need)

I need a a credit card thats got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine with me

(so how ya gonna do it)

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin in top houses
Drivin fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair

And well…
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
so I can eat my meals for free

(I’ll have a quesadilla haha)

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashions
Get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

(so how ya gonna do it)

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin in top houses
Drivin fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won’t eat
And we’ll hangout at the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold diggers
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair

And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who’s who
We’ll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody’s got a
Drug dealer on speed dial

well…
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I’m gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip syng ‘em every night so I don’t get ‘em wrong

Well we all just a wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With the bleach blond hair

And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who’s who
We’ll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody’s got a
Drug dealer on speed dial well..

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar